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Fan Mail Friday

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Player Trash Talk Receipts: When Words Hit Harder Than Pads

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Whistleblower Wednesday: Galarraga’s Almost Perfect Game

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PETE’S PICKS: THE HOTHEADS VS THE HYPE SQUAD

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Tank the Longhorn: The Horned Menace of Alamo Bank Stadium

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📬 FAN MAIL FRIDAY – PETE UNFILTERED (AGAIN)

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📣 Throwdown Thursday: Coaches Gone Wild—Ejections, Outbursts, and Clipboard Casualties

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🏈 Whistleblower Wednesday: The No-Call Nightmare – Saints vs. Silence

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PETE’S PICKS: CLASH OF THE COLD-HEARTED

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❄️🔥 Pete’s Picks: Clash of the Cold-Hearted

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🐧 PENALTY PETE

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📬 FAN MAIL FRIDAY

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🐾 Throwdown Thursday: Mascots Who Fought… and Probably Shouldn’t Have 💀

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Whistleblower Wednesday: The Phantom High-Stick – Gretzky’s Bloody-Free Power Play

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PETE’S PICKS: RUMBLE AT THE RODEO

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Mascot Mayhem Monday - Crash

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🕸️ FAN MAIL FRIDAY: UNLUCKY EDITION 🕸️

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💄 Throwdown Thursday: WAG Clapbacks That Went Nuclear 💥

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Whistleblower Wednesday: The 2002 Western Conference Finals Debacle

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PETE’S PICKS: THE GRUDGE IN THE GULCH

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