Whistleblower Wednesday: The Phantom High-Stick – Gretzky’s Bloody-Free Power Play
Date: April 27, 1993
Game: Campbell Conference Final, Game 6
Teams: Toronto Maple Leafs 🍁 vs. Los Angeles Kings 👑
Player on Trial: Wayne "The Great One" Gretzky
The Scene: Tie game. Third period. Gretzky swings his stick and definitely clips Doug Gilmour in the face. Gilmour hits the ice, bleeding. Refs? Crickets. 🦗
No penalty.
Seconds later, Gretzky scores the game-winner in overtime. Kings win Game 6. Go on to win Game 7. Leafs’ Cup dreams? Dead.
💬 Player Reactions:
Doug Gilmour (Maple Leafs Captain):
Bleeding. Furious. Holding his face like someone just robbed his grandmother—and they did.
“I don’t understand how you miss that.” (Neither do we, bud. Neither do we.)Wayne Gretzky (Kings):
“I was surprised there wasn’t a penalty, but I wasn’t going to call it on myself.”
(Translation: Oops. My bad. Thanks for the trophy.)
👥 Fan Reactions:
Leafs fans:
Tore vocal cords. Burned effigies. Still bring it up thirty years later.
Urban legend says the ghost of that whistle haunts every missed Cup attempt since.Canadian hockey fans:
United in rage. Except L.A. fans, who were busy writing Gretzky fan letters and building shrines.NHL historians:
Still debate whether it was missed or ignored. (Spoiler: It was ignored like a bad Tinder message.)
🐧 Pete’s Commentary:
“The only thing more invisible than that call was the ref’s backbone. I’ve seen Zambonis with sharper reaction times.”
“Wayne clipped Gilmour harder than a YouTube ad, and somehow he gets the power play goal? The only thing phantom about that high-stick was the ref’s dignity—poof, vanished.”
“This wasn’t just a blown call. It was a full-on paranormal event. Somebody call Ghostbusters, because apparently we’re letting spirits officiate now.”
📝 Penalty Pete’s Final Ruling:
Offense: Spectral officiating and crimes against Canadian hockey pride.
Sentence: Ref must ref every beer league game in Saskatchewan until they learn how to spot blood.
Alternate Punishment: Personally deliver apology poutine to every Leafs fan—annually.
Want Pete to take a slapshot at another shady moment in sports history?
Slide into the Ask Pete box and serve that drama hotter than a locker room tantrum.