WAFFLE WEDNESDAY: Post-Fireworks Recovery Edition

The sparklers are out.
The bandanas are crusty.
Waffles has entered his "absolutely not" phase of July.

This week:
🌞 Waffles refused to go outside between 10am and 7pm because "the sidewalk was personally attacking him."
🪭 He’s been spotted lying directly on the floor vent like a fluffy puddle of protest
🍗 Attempted to climb into the fridge when Millie opened it “just to look”
💥 Jumped directly into Brett’s arms when a neighbor set off leftover fireworks on a Tuesday

The only thing he’ll accept now is cold treats, belly rubs, and military flyovers — but only the quiet ones.

🦴 Quote of the Day:
"You brought me to the land of explosions and melting pavement. I demand compensation."

💬 Writers: drop your WIP characters who would also melt in July. Bonus points if they try to emotionally ice block their way through trauma.

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