Throwback Thursday: Outlaws Edition – Part III

Sibling Rivalries & Sideline Sabotage

“We love each other. We just express it through violence and emotional terrorism.”
—Dylan Thompson, probably with glitter on her hands

We’re bringing it home with a deep dive into the Thompson Siblings—Brett and Dylan—the first family of Outlaws chaos. He’s the brooding halfback with a hero complex. She’s the fiercely independent physical therapist with enough sass to power the stadium lights. Together? They’ve been a menace since grade school.

This week, we’re reliving their greatest hits—some literal, some emotional, all wildly entertaining.

🎯 Classic Thompson Throwbacks:

  • The Sideline Sabotage of ‘18:
    Brett tried to flirt with a cheerleader during warm-ups. Dylan, unimpressed, “accidentally” spilled electrolyte mix on his cleats. He slipped on his first carry. She didn’t even pretend to be sorry.

  • The Prank War That Went Too Far:
    It started with Brett swapping Dylan’s protein powder with powdered sugar. She retaliated by replacing his locker nameplate with “Mr. Fumbles.”
    The strength coach had to mediate a peace treaty involving cupcakes and a 24-hour no-snark clause. It lasted 14 minutes.

  • Dean in the Middle:
    Dean once tried to play neutral during a road trip argument. Dylan turned off his mic’d-up segment halfway through. Brett threw her protein bar out the window. Dean now carries noise-canceling headphones on all team buses.

  • The "Who’s the Favorite?" Mic Drop:
    During a post-game interview, both siblings were asked who their parents favored. Brett said, “Dylan.”
    Dylan said, “Also Dylan.”
    The clip went viral.

💬 From Dean Smith:

“They love each other. They’d also light each other on fire over the last breakfast taco. It's… inspiring. In a terrifying way.”

🧨 What’s Next on Throwback Thursday?

Starting in August, we’re switching it up—spotlighting specific games, plays, and legends. Missed miracles, brutal heartbreaks, and maybe the time a streaker was tackled by a mascot. Stay tuned.

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