Fun Friday: Field Day Fiasco – WAG vs Mascots

It started with tug-of-war. It ended with glitter bombs, minor injuries, and a restraining order from the bounce house rental company.

The WAGs challenged the mascots to a “friendly” team-building day. It… escalated.

Crash the Armadillo tripped Frostbite mid-sprint.
Scorch melted the sack race equipment.
Tank sat on a cooler full of juice boxes and declared victory.
Penalty Pete brought a megaphone and got ejected from his own event.

But the WAGs? Oh, the WAGs dominated.
Cassidy organized a cheer pyramid sabotage.
Dylan stacked obstacle course cones in strategic tripping locations.
Nova created a glitter slip-n-slide.
Zoey brought cupcakes as a distraction—one mascot never finished the course because he was crying with frosting on his whiskers.

WAG Wisdom of the Week:

“It’s not cheating. It’s competitive spirit.” – Cassidy