WAFFLE WEDNESDAY: Pool Party Pandemonium

It was supposed to be a relaxing Sunday with the WAGs.
Instead, Waffles declared himself Lifeguard, Snack Inspector, and Floatie Assassin.

Highlights include:
🌊 Launched into the pool without warning—took out Nova’s drink, Zoey’s float, and his own dignity
🩱 Tried to “rescue” a pool noodle and accidentally undid Sloane’s bikini top (she’s fine, he is not)
🐾 Ran through the backyard soaking wet and muddy, leaving paw prints like abstract art
🍦 Stole two popsicles and buried one in Mason’s gym bag for later

We now have a formal sign on the gate:
“Waffles must be towel-dried, emotionally stable, and supervised AT ALL TIMES.”

🦴 Quote of the Day:
"I wasn’t splashing. I was conducting a hydration strategy."

💬 Tag the character in your WIP who would also absolutely ruin a pool day and think they did everyone a favor.

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