🔥🐾 WAFFLE WEDNESDAY: Grill & Chaos Edition

The Armadillos hosted a team BBQ.
Waffles came uninvited, unbothered, and unhinged.

Millie swore he’d behave. She was wrong.

This week’s top offenses:
🍔 Stole a burger off Coach Maddox’s plate while making eye contact
🧃 Knocked over the Gatorade table trying to play fetch with a cornhole bag
🧼 Rolled in the ashes from the grill and came back looking like a burnt marshmallow
👶 Was found under the WAGlings’ table hoarding hot dog buns like treasure

🦴 Quote of the Day:
"If it hits the ground, it’s legally mine. That’s BBQ Law."

💬 Drop your WIP’s wildest party moment — and let us know who your chaos mascot would steal a burger from first.

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