💄 Throwback Thursday: Outlaws Edition – WAG Chaos
“Behind every great athlete is a WAG with glitter, snacks, and zero chill.”
If you thought the San Antonio Outlaws were chaotic on the field, you’ve clearly never seen what happens behind the scenes. This week, we’re handing the mic to the real MVPs—the wives and girlfriends who bring fashion, ferocity, and a level of sideline sabotage that deserves its own playbook.
Welcome to Outlaws Part II: WAG Chaos Edition—where makeup bags double as weaponry, Pinterest dreams die in a cloud of glitter, and someone ends up duct-taped to the team bus. Again.
💥 WAG Chaos Highlights:
Sideline Fashion Fails:
Samantha Crosby once tripped on her own maxi dress while sprinting toward an injured Brett. Dylan’s reaction? “You gotta commit to the fall. Sell it like you meant it.”The Great Glitter Glue Incident:
Dylan Thompson tried to make DIY signs for the game. Mid-assembly, her glitter glue exploded—into her hair, her coffee, and somehow into the cleats bin. Mason Michaels still finds sparkles in his locker.Mascot Misunderstanding:
Zoey Daniels mistook a rookie in the Tank mascot costume for a fan harassing her niece. She tackled him. He cried. The video has 4.2 million views and a remix.The Defensive Coordinator Meltdown:
Dylan once asked the D-Coordinator if he wanted her to take over defensive play-calling since he “clearly wasn’t using the whiteboard for anything useful.” He cried. On camera. Nationally.
🧃 Bonus Chaos:
Dean Smith once admitted he’s more afraid of Dylan with a craft supply box than he is of a 300lb running back. “At least the running back doesn’t make passive-aggressive signs in cursive.”
👑 From Dylan Herself:
“I wasn’t being dramatic. The sparkle placement mattered. And if you want basic poster board energy, you can go root for the Wranglers.”
🧊 Next Week on Throwback Thursday:
Falcons Part II: Locker Room Drama & Ice-Level Tea. We’re talking relationship rumors, body spray wars, and the time someone tried to turn Frostbite into a meditation coach.
