📱 Fun Friday: Pregame Pep Talks & Postgame Petty
Because behind every great man is a WAG screenshotting his locker room selfie for group chat review.
On game day, the WAGs play their part: hype texts, forehead kisses, lucky playlist blasts, and calm encouragement that says “You’ve got this.”
But once the game ends?
Oh, it’s open season.
The postgame group chat is where love goes to roast. The moment the final whistle blows, phones are out, screenshots are in, and no flex goes unmocked.
Highlights from last week’s WAG Chat Thread:
Sam: “Is Brett trying to smolder in that locker room selfie? He looks constipated.”
Cassidy: “I just want someone to look at me the way Ivan looks at his own biceps.”
Dylan: “Dean said he was ‘locked in.’ On what? The mirror?”
Zoey: “Mason’s eye black is uneven and it’s bothering me more than the interception.”
Nova: “The universe said, ‘Sit down, sweetie,’ and honestly? She was right.”
Also:
Waffles farted during the team prayer circle
Someone put glitter in the cleats (again)
And Penalty Pete updated the scoreboard graphic with a picture of a crying baby… which the players didn’t notice until the press conference backdrop revealed it to the entire media team.
The takeaway?
Behind every perfectly polished highlight reel is a woman ready to remind him he fumbled both the pass and the outfit.
💬 WAG Wisdom of the Week
“He said, ‘I’m locked in.’ I said, ‘On what? The mirror?’” – Dylan
