Fun Friday: Caffeine, Chaos & Calendar Fails

Because behind every successful athlete is a WAG who color-coded the calendar—and still got blamed when he forgot picture day.

It was supposed to be a calm week. The team was home. No away games. No press conferences. No surprise glitter injuries.

Instead?
Dean showed up to daycare with Mason’s kid.
Sienna forgot her coffee and threatened to throw a yoga mat at someone.
Cassidy’s partner thought “PTA” meant “pass the appetizers.”
And Brett? Brett texted Dylan “Do toddlers need socks for school?”
At 8:13 a.m.
On a Tuesday.

So the WAGs did what any group of burned-out, over-scheduled, professionally multitasking queens would do:
They met at Zoey’s, drank four kinds of espresso, and made a shared calendar titled "Stuff They Should Know But Still Don’t."
Nova added emotional support stickers.
Dylan assigned emoji codes for every player.
Cassidy made a flowchart.
Sienna laminated it.
Pete ate half of it.

Highlights from the master WAG schedule:

• 💩 Monday: Diaper Day (don’t ask)

• 🎯 Wednesday: “Target run” aka mental health reset

• 💅 Friday: “Team bonding” (read: margaritas)

• 🚩 EVERY DAY: “Double-check if they know where their gear is.”

WAG Wisdom of the Week:

“He can memorize 174 plays but not when the dog needs his heartworm pill.” — Millie