Fun Friday: Brunch, Fireworks & Burn Books
Land of the free, home of the WAGs with receipts.
While most people were grilling hot dogs and watching fireworks, the WAGs were popping bottles and popping off—with the first-ever Red, White, and Roast Brunch.
The theme? Explosive quotes our men thought sounded smart out loud.
Nova brought a patriotic binder labeled "Dumb Stuff He Said: A Year in Review."
Dylan had glitter pens and color-coded categories:
🚩 Flagrant Flags
🔥 Unintentional Fireworks
💥 Brain Cell Casualties
Zoey brought a bingo card with spaces like:
“I thought that protein shake was yours”
“What do you mean, I forgot the dog at daycare?”
“Do we need the diaper bag for a three-hour trip?”
Cassidy just laughed and brought sparklers.
Sienna brought sangria. And tabs. And receipts. And possibly a warrant.
Then Waffles ate part of the table centerpiece, Pete lit a Roman candle indoors, and someone accidentally live-streamed the whole thing to the team’s booster club. (Hi, Janet.)
Most Nominated Quote of the Day:
“I thought fireworks would dry faster if I microwaved them.”
💬 WAG Wisdom of the Week
“He says he’s explosive on the ice. I say he exploded the grill and my patience.” — Zoey
