🌊🐾 WAFFLE WEDNESDAY: Dog Days of Summer – Beach Edition

The WAGs took a beach day.
Waffles took that personally.

Millie brought him for a chill, relaxing afternoon by the waves. Instead, we got:
🐚 Waffles digging a trench so deep it disrupted Nova’s crystal grid
🌊 Cannonballed straight through Delaney’s floaty while she was mid-margarita
🦀 Attempted to befriend a crab. Was promptly betrayed.
🩴 Stole not one, but three flip-flops. All different sizes. None of them Millie’s.

Now sunburned, soaked, and still sandy despite three rinses, he’s somehow the most popular creature on the beach.

🦴 Quote of the Day:
"I’m not covered in sand. I’m seasoned."

💬 WAGs have decided he’s not allowed to attend the next beach day without a GPS collar and a written apology.

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