🎉 Fun Friday: Wine Night & Whistleblowers

Because who says film study is just for the locker room?

While the boys were off pretending their film sessions were sacred, the WAGs took matters into their own hands. Enter: “Tape & Tannin” night—a semi-chaotic, highly entertaining fusion of slow-mo replays, full-bodied red wine, and deeply unfiltered opinions.

It started innocently enough. Dylan popped the popcorn (and popped off with a color-coded penalty chart). Sienna showed up with a bottle of merlot and a list of insults sharpened like daggers. Nova brought sage to “cleanse the competitive energy,” but halfway through the second quarter, she was smudging the TV yelling, “This play had bad juju from the snap.”
Zoey arrived last with cupcakes, two bottles of prosecco, and a laminated spreadsheet labeled “Things We’re No Longer Pretending Are Okay.” Top of the list? Mason’s man bun.

Phones were passed around. Slow-motion fails were replayed like courtroom exhibits. Someone paused a play to count how many biceps Brett kissed on his way to the end zone. The group took a vote and awarded “Most Dramatic Fall” to a Scorpions wide receiver whose dive looked more like interpretive dance.

And yes, Waffles absolutely tried to eat the remote. Twice.

Conclusion?
Game footage is better with frosting. And snark.
And backup commentary that includes, “Are we not going to talk about the eyeliner he’s clearly borrowing from his girlfriend?”

💬 WAG Wisdom of the Week:

“If you trip over your own ego, that’s not a foul. That’s karma.” — Nova

🐧 Pete Pop-In: