Scorch the Scorpion: Tail-First and Full of Fire

Welcome to the desert, baby. Where the air is spicy, the snacks are dangerous, and the mascot is one flaming mistake away from becoming a felony.

Scorch the Scorpion is more than the face of the San Antonio Scorpions—he’s a walking inferno with claws, a temper, and a restraining order from four concession stands.

Mayhem Highlights:

• Set off stadium sprinklers during “Tail Flames Night.”

• Wrote “TRAITOR” in jalapeño mustard across a rival’s locker.

• Mic’d up once. Said nothing but threats and insults in rhyme.

Relationships:
Sloane Whitaker tried to manage him. Regrets everything.
Grady Hollis pretends he doesn’t exist.
Cam Wells lit sage around him. Scorch ate it.

Scorch doesn’t do “cute.” He does intimidation, sass, and unlicensed pyrotechnics. His tail is both a weapon and a dance move, and his idea of a pep talk involves shouting, “YOU CALL THAT A SWING?” at Beckett until someone cries.

Flag Count: 39
Fire Hazard Level: Code Orange
Taco Truck Casualties: One. RIP.

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