Penalty Pete: The Flag. The Legend. The Trauma.

He’s not on your team. He’s not for your team. He’s here to ruin your day equally.

Penalty Pete waddled into the SASU like an unpaid bill and has stayed ever since, throwing flags on joy, ejecting mascots mid-dance break, and yelling things like “THAT’S A FOUL, YOU EMOTIONAL PANCAKE!”

Mayhem Highlights:

• Flagged the officiating crew for “vibes.”

• Yelled at a toddler in a tutu for “unlicensed twirling.”

• Interrupted a kiss cam with a 3-minute rant on sportsmanship.

Relationships:
Tank: Mutual disrespect.
Frostbite: Petty rivalry.
Scorch: Active threats.
Crash: Surprisingly… friendship?

Pete isn’t just a mascot. He’s a movement. A vigilante with a whistle. A petty, dramatic, loud little menace in a striped shirt. He will ruin your mood and correct your form.

Flag Count: 97
Volume Level: Screaming into eternity
Emotional Damage Rating: Nuclear

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