Mascot Mayhem: Fights, Fails & Fluffy Regret

Mascots. They’re cute, chaotic, and occasionally dangerous—mostly to themselves.

🐧 Pete vs. the Inflatable Ref

Dropkicked it. Rebounded into the boards. Classic.

🐮 Tank vs. Bounce House

Full speed. Full chaos. One sad toddler.

🦂 Scorch vs. Crash

Tail-whip + surprise hug = snack table annihilation.

🦅 Frostbite vs. Drone

Fought the law, and the drone won.

Pete’s Wrap-Up:
Mascots may fight... but not all survive with dignity.
Have a favorite moment of furry disaster? Share it with Ask Penalty Pete—and we’ll relive it in slow-motion shame.