Coaches Gone Wild: Tantrums, Tosses, and the Rage Scale™

Sometimes it’s not the players making headlines. It’s the coaches losing their ever-loving minds.

📣 Coach Maddox – The Clipboard Massacre

Flung it at a Gatorade cooler with biblical fury.
Pete: “That clipboard died for your sins.”

📣 Coach Jackson Maddox – Shakespeare with a Side of Shade

“May your calls be forever haunted by logic.” Iconic.

📣 Coach Riley – Bench Flipping Mayhem

Screamed “frozen donkey clown!” as he hurled a bench onto the ice.

📣 Assistant Coach Vance – Calm, but Concerning

“I’m gonna go punch drywall until I feel feelings again.” Honestly… relatable.

Pete’s Sideline Summary:
Coaches: part strategist, part Shakespearean villain.
Got a meltdown to submit? Pete’s rage-o-meter is always on standby.

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