Coaches Gone Wild: Tantrums, Tosses, and the Rage Scale™
Sometimes it’s not the players making headlines. It’s the coaches losing their ever-loving minds.
📣 Coach Maddox – The Clipboard Massacre
Flung it at a Gatorade cooler with biblical fury.
Pete: “That clipboard died for your sins.”
📣 Coach Jackson Maddox – Shakespeare with a Side of Shade
“May your calls be forever haunted by logic.” Iconic.
📣 Coach Riley – Bench Flipping Mayhem
Screamed “frozen donkey clown!” as he hurled a bench onto the ice.
📣 Assistant Coach Vance – Calm, but Concerning
“I’m gonna go punch drywall until I feel feelings again.” Honestly… relatable.
Pete’s Sideline Summary:
Coaches: part strategist, part Shakespearean villain.
Got a meltdown to submit? Pete’s rage-o-meter is always on standby.