💥 Throwdown Thursday: Player Trash Talk Receipts 💥
Welcome to the petty penthouse. Where the shade is cold, the mics are hot, and egos get bruised faster than a rookie trying to block Tank.
Today’s feature? Player Trash Talk Receipts.
Because some things were said… and we didn’t forget.
📜 Receipt #1: “Benchwarmer Energy”
Offender: Beau Macklin (Armadillos)
Target: Carson Myers (Dallas Rangers)
Mic Drop Moment:
“Tell Carson he can keep chirping from the bench. I’d talk too if I never had to break a sweat.”
🔥 Pete’s Take:
Macklin delivered that like it was part of his warmup routine—and Carson hasn’t made a starter lineup since. Coincidence? Pete thinks not.
📜 Receipt #2: “Sweetheart, I am the problem.”
Offender: Sienna Fredrich (Scorpions WAG)
Target: A Nashville fan chirping about her man’s strikeout streak
Comeback:
“That’s cute, babe. But while you’re throwing insults, I’m catching paychecks and orgasms. Stay jealous.”
🔥 Pete’s Take:
That reply made Pete spit his Gatorade. Sienna doesn't play on the field, but damn if she doesn’t dominate the sidelines.
📜 Receipt #3: “Try that again and I’ll autograph your mouth.”
Offender: Dean Smith (Outlaws)
Target: An Austin linebacker who threw a cheap shot
Field Audio Snagged:
“I’ve hit harder things in my sleep. Wanna try that again or you need a Sharpie and a stretcher?”
🔥 Pete’s Take:
Dean always did have a flair for savage comebacks and broken ribs.
📜 Receipt #4: “He couldn’t score in a brothel with a black card.”
Offender: Millie James (WAG, musician, occasional menace)
Target: A chirpy Falcons rival
Scene: Post-game Q&A when asked about Frostbite’s hot streak
“Frostbite? Please. He couldn’t score in a brothel with a black card and a Groupon.”
🔥 Pete’s Take:
Millie’s tongue is sharper than Crash’s tail. Someone give that girl a mic full-time.
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Penalty Pete out. 🐧💣
