WAFFLE WEDNESDAY: Stars, Stripes, and Soggy Chaos

San Antonio may be Military City USA, but this week it was Waffle’s World, and we’re all just living in it.

To prep for the 4th of July, Waffles joined Penalty Pete for:
🎇 Firework desensitization training (read: Waffles chased a sparkler and Pete screamed)
🦴 Taste-testing patriotic pup-cakes (he ate 6; none were his)
🐾 Flag bandana photoshoot (he rolled off the bench mid-salute and took Pete with him)

The result?
One soaked bandana.
One angry penguin.
And one extremely proud golden retriever sitting in a tipped-over cooler like he won a war.

🦴 Quote of the Day:
"I didn’t fight for freedom. But I did fight a Roman candle."

💬 To all the veterans, active-duty service members, and dog handlers across the forces — Waffles salutes you… from the grill.

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