WAFFLE WEDNESDAY: Sit. Stay. Scream.

Millie scheduled a “quick touch-up” at Sit. Stay. Slay.
Waffles said: “I touched the mud. We’re done here.”

The drama? Immaculate.

🎯 Rolled in something that was allegedly “dirt”
🚪 Slammed on the brakes at the grooming salon door like his paws hit invisible cement
🍖 Had to be lured in with liver treats and promises of “no bubbles in the ears”
💁‍♀️ Delaney offered him a pup-cake and called him “Sir Stinks-a-lot”
🧼 The tub now needs therapy

Millie was last seen muttering “I’m so sorry” while Waffles tried to army-crawl back to the parking lot.

🦴 Quote of the Day:
"If I was meant to be clean, the mud wouldn’t feel like destiny."

💬 Drop your WIP characters who would also riot at the suggestion of soap. (Bonus points for fictional bath bribery tactics.)

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