❄️ Throwback Thursday: Nova Thorne

“I don’t chase energy. I realign it.”
—Nova Thorne, San Antonio Falcons WAG & resident plant priestess

She’s the calm in the storm. The sage in the stands. The girl who once brought a houseplant named Gerald to a Falcons game because “he needed to feel community.” This week, we’re throwing it back with Nova Thorne, the most grounded WAG in the San Antonio Sports Universe.

Before she was organizing charity events and running her crystal shop, Nova was just a girl raised by free-spirited parents, sipping herbal tea, painting her nails with essential oils, and unknowingly catching the eye of a future hockey enforcer.

🌿 Little Known Nova Throwbacks:

• Locker Room Smudging Incident:
  Nova once lit palo santo to “clear the vibes” in the Falcons locker room before a game. It set off the smoke alarm and confused the rookies into thinking it was a pre-game fire drill.

• The Kombucha Explosion:
  She packed homemade kombucha in Zane’s cooler for an away game. It fermented a little too hard. The equipment manager still refuses to talk about it.

• Crystal Gate:
  After a mid-season slump, Nova snuck moonstone into Mason’s glove for emotional balance. He got into a fight five minutes into the game and called it "the most centered punch I’ve ever thrown."

• Flower Crown Phase (High School Edition):
  Yes, there are photos. No, she’s not embarrassed. “My crown chakra was POPPING.”

🧘‍♀️ From Nova Herself:

“People always ask what it’s like dating a hockey player when you’re into chakras and tarot. But I just tell them—he’s fire, I’m water. We make steam.”

📣 Next Week on Throwback Thursday:

Get ready to rumble with the San Antonio Armadillos—where one mascot headbutt, a lost rugby cleat, and a WAG’s accidental tackling debut went down in history. Crash might not survive the retelling.